Thank you Susan Miller!

So as I said, Susan Miller would have the answers from Astrologyzone.com. The new 13th Zodiac only applies to those born after 2009 so for all of you who were concerned about your signs... no need to be unless you are 2 years old or younger.

Till next time... Lights out! 

WTF, 13th Zodiac?

So if you haven't heard yet there is a new sign in the zodiac. For those of you who care to hear my opinion, I think its all a bunch of BS!!! Unless the signs that we are suppose to be, are actually the characteristics of the signs that we currently are, then I'm sorry I'm going to stick with my Libra-Scorpio Cusp. I have no interest in being a "Virgo" and don't think I even match the characteristics. I will have to wait to see what Susan Miller from Astrology Zone has to say on the topic. I hope shes with me on this one!!!

Here are the new dates for those who have not seen them...

The New Dates:

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Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18 - May 13
Taurus: May 13 - June 21
Gemini: June 21 - July 20
Cancer: July 20 - Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 - Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 - Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 - Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 - Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 - Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 - Jan. 20

Trick or Treat

So I've decided on the Cat in the Hat for my Halloween costume although, I might do Charlie Chaplin just so I have an excuse to purchase a bowler hat (re-uses, recycle).

Here are my Halloween Plans:

Oct. 30th - Kandy Halloween at the Playboy Mansion www.thekarmafoundation.com for tickets! Its for a good cause so support it!

Oct. 31st - Miami's OHWOW Gallery Debut in LA. Check out their website and come to their LA Event! www.oh-wow.com

courtesy of OHWOW (Raul Sanchez)

I will have candy for those little trick or treaters that do come to my home. I'm leaving it on my doorstep since I won't be home. So come on by its a free for all!


My Scary Movie Selections:

• IT
• Psycho
• Halloween (the orginal)
• A Nightmare on Elm Street
• Saw (part one)
• Exorcist (part one)
• The Executioners ( lol not that scary I promise)
• Trick r Treat (released last year Anna Paquin  of Tru Blood is in it I liked it)
• The Shining
• The Poltregeist
• The Blair Which Project
• Carrie
• Scream

I LOVE HALLOWEEN. More than I love Christmas...

"trick or treat, trick or treat, give me something good to eat and if you don't I don't care I'll pull down your underwear!"

Till next time...
Lights out.

Blinkers

Today I will be giving a short lesson about your Blinkers "turn signals".

When to use it and How to use it.

For those of you who don't know what a blinker is, it is what a person, who drives a car, uses to signal a turn; also known as your "turn signal." It is usually located on the left side of your steering wheel and can be described as a protruding stick that goes up and down. Take a minute and play with this protruding stick... If you push the stick up it will activate your right turn signal, if you push it down it will activate your left turn signal.

Blinking Jackets for Bicyclist

Now, I know some of you may be wondering, "Who doesn't know that?" But apparently in the United States people have forgotten what these lights mean. To begin, we should be grateful that we have access to such high tech stuff (sarcasm). People in China have to ride their bikes and where these glowing Jackets or use hand gestures, while Americans drive these Chinese made cars and forget that there is a reason that stick is protruding out the side of your steering wheel and NO, its not happy to see you!


Now that you understand what your blinker is and how to use it let us continue on to when to use it. Below I have put together a list of scenarios that are appropriate for blinker usage.

1: Making a Right or Left turn at at stop sign or red light.

2. Making a Right or Left turn at a green light.

3. When switching lanes in traffic.

4. When switching lanes and no one is around.

5. When cutting Me off for a parking spot.

6. When parking.

7. When turning into or out of an In and Out Burger or any other fast food chains.

8. When getting onto the expressway and off the expressway.

9. When getting pulled over by law enforcement.

10. Most importantly during your driving exam.



I hope that this lesson has given you an insight on Blinkers turn signals. NOW FUCKING USE IT!

When is Enough, Enough?

"The Jersey Springer Show"

I would just like to say, thank you New Jersey for the hours of entertainment you provide me and billions of people across the world with.

Who needs Jerry Springer when you have The Jersey Shore and The Housewives of New Jersey. I mean talk about about "Situations" and cat fights. Although, I am a huge fan of Snooki, I think she even knows that Jersey does have a certain appeal to it and it definitely involves GTL (gym, tanning, laundry).

What the Jersey Shore Taught Me:


1.GTL: Gym, Tanning, Laundry - So many may think this is crazy but I seriously did none of these things till I was introduced to the Jersey Shore. I now do my laundry more than once a month (when I'm not traveling), I sit outside in my bikini without sunblock and I bake away my skin cells, and well, the gym thing I'm still working on but, I'm three quarters of the way there!

2.No Panties Allowed



3.When it comes to drinking, NO WATER or other nonalcoholic beverages allowed unless it is mixed with an alcoholic beverage.

4.GUIDOS!!!!!



5.Shades a must everywhere even to bed.

6.Being arrested is cool... Thank god I got that night we don't speak of under my belt, now all I need is a bitch fight on the boardwalk and I'm set!

7.Fist Pump!!! The world of my fellow party monsters will have forever changed due to the introduction of the FIST PUMP!



8.Last but not least Beat the Beat! First you start real low than you beat the beat!!



stay tuned for what the Housewives of New Jersey have taught me...


Till than, Lights out!

The Hair Down There

So today I had an interesting talk with my friend who for the sake of this post we will call Ernie.

Ernie thinks my personal choice of not shaving or waxing any part of my body everyday deals with age. He thinks that a real bad ass woman is always ready for any scenario, and things such as upkeep of the hair down there, are a priority. Now I'm not saying that there aren't woman out there who never miss a wax appointment, but the reality of it is that IT DOESN'T MATTER! Men can't and won't say no because of some hair and if they do than you are with the WRONG GUY!

I don't know any guy who sits there and shaves his balls every time he goes out? I personally think if you meet a girl and after a few shots of patron you persuade her into your bed and then you discover a perfectly kept Va-jay-jay then, you may want to rethink that situation and definitely wear some protection. Any girl who is single, truly single, is either really lucky to be picked up the exact night she decided her bush needed a makeover or she knew she was going to show that bad girl off to some Guido Hipster from the bar. I personally have no reason to shave every day but, that's not to say I never shave for a man, it just has to be a very special man.

Smooth legs and a smooth Va-jay-jay should be a treat not an expectation. Its hard work keeping up with all that. Sometimes we get off track and it takes time to get back on. Sometimes we're lazy or tired. And the most shocking reason of them all... Some woman LIKE IT THAT WAY!

My friend recently introduced to me this pubic hair dye product called Betty Beauty! AAAAA-MAZING! They have all the colors of the rainbow and natural colors as well the product could be bought at Sally's Beauty Supply or online at their website, and from what she said works wonders on the hair down under. http://www.bettybeauty.com/

So before you say to your significant other... "Hey can you do something about the jungle down there!" take a moment to appreciate it and maybe even have some fun and dye it different colors. After its dyed take a razor and carve your initials on it and call it your very own piece of art.

That's all till next time ... Lights Out!