Trick or Treat

So I've decided on the Cat in the Hat for my Halloween costume although, I might do Charlie Chaplin just so I have an excuse to purchase a bowler hat (re-uses, recycle).

Here are my Halloween Plans:

Oct. 30th - Kandy Halloween at the Playboy Mansion www.thekarmafoundation.com for tickets! Its for a good cause so support it!

Oct. 31st - Miami's OHWOW Gallery Debut in LA. Check out their website and come to their LA Event! www.oh-wow.com

courtesy of OHWOW (Raul Sanchez)

I will have candy for those little trick or treaters that do come to my home. I'm leaving it on my doorstep since I won't be home. So come on by its a free for all!


My Scary Movie Selections:

• IT
• Psycho
• Halloween (the orginal)
• A Nightmare on Elm Street
• Saw (part one)
• Exorcist (part one)
• The Executioners ( lol not that scary I promise)
• Trick r Treat (released last year Anna Paquin  of Tru Blood is in it I liked it)
• The Shining
• The Poltregeist
• The Blair Which Project
• Carrie
• Scream

I LOVE HALLOWEEN. More than I love Christmas...

"trick or treat, trick or treat, give me something good to eat and if you don't I don't care I'll pull down your underwear!"

Till next time...
Lights out.

Blinkers

Today I will be giving a short lesson about your Blinkers "turn signals".

When to use it and How to use it.

For those of you who don't know what a blinker is, it is what a person, who drives a car, uses to signal a turn; also known as your "turn signal." It is usually located on the left side of your steering wheel and can be described as a protruding stick that goes up and down. Take a minute and play with this protruding stick... If you push the stick up it will activate your right turn signal, if you push it down it will activate your left turn signal.

Blinking Jackets for Bicyclist

Now, I know some of you may be wondering, "Who doesn't know that?" But apparently in the United States people have forgotten what these lights mean. To begin, we should be grateful that we have access to such high tech stuff (sarcasm). People in China have to ride their bikes and where these glowing Jackets or use hand gestures, while Americans drive these Chinese made cars and forget that there is a reason that stick is protruding out the side of your steering wheel and NO, its not happy to see you!


Now that you understand what your blinker is and how to use it let us continue on to when to use it. Below I have put together a list of scenarios that are appropriate for blinker usage.

1: Making a Right or Left turn at at stop sign or red light.

2. Making a Right or Left turn at a green light.

3. When switching lanes in traffic.

4. When switching lanes and no one is around.

5. When cutting Me off for a parking spot.

6. When parking.

7. When turning into or out of an In and Out Burger or any other fast food chains.

8. When getting onto the expressway and off the expressway.

9. When getting pulled over by law enforcement.

10. Most importantly during your driving exam.



I hope that this lesson has given you an insight on Blinkers turn signals. NOW FUCKING USE IT!